Thursday, May 3, 2007

News just in- married goat dies

Earlier, we talked about man/goat love and the joy and misery it can bring. A seemingly happy story was relayed of a caprine marriage in the appropriately named Horn of Africa. News has reached The Still that the goat has died.

This tragic demise was caused by it "choking on a plastic bag she swallowed as she was eating scraps on the streets of Juba."

This, surely, is riddled with euphemisms?

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